Gerald.

I’m so desperately fucked in Calculus. I think I’m just not cut out to be an engineer after all. English always was my stronger suit.

Something tells me this isn’t right. http://t.co/uWWCAeMz

RT @asambhav: @Overdriven Haha, at least she isn’t Indian. Otherwise, it would be: “a great daughter is a great wife is a great cook is …

RT @SamuelLJackson: From one thankful muhfukkah to the resta yall, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

I don’t worry about a lot of things. But whenever I do, I worry way too much.

My phone just tried to autocorrect fuuuuck to Gucci. …What does this say about me?

No comment. http://t.co/Xgd7J3R

RT @mcdriese: I hate that mood I get in where everyone and everything makes me really annoyed. Get me out! #pleaseexcuseme #ineedtoleave …

Listening to people complimenting a girl’s butt with @andreamarielv #CrazyAboutPippa (ahahah)

RT @irc: <Monkey> Won’t you take me to Funky Town? <triple6> I’m not going that way, sorry.